A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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