anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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