Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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