gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he thought i was a dude.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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