I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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