Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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