oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She bit a glass in half.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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