I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just cropdusted the office
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize