I need to stop coming to work sober
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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