I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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