My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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