wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I would fuck him just for his dog
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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