ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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