go do what you do best...puke behind churches
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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