Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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