I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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