uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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