Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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How's work?
Spinning.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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