so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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