Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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