The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's blow job season.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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