fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
be right there i have to get my cape
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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