He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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