He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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