I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
please don't ironically join a cult
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