If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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