yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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