I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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