Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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