Christians are straight up FREAKS
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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