I want you more than these girls want KFC
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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