quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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