Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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