the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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