If i come over, it means nothing
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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