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At least make sure they are 18

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(508): At least make sure they are 18 (401): Why http://tfl.nu/mji4

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before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.

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(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal. http://tfl.nu/j0la

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(240): View more from Maryland

No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic

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(240): No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic http://tfl.nu/pmgj

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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.

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(214): Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again. http://tfl.nu/1vav

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(303): View more from Colorado

You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"

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(303): You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty" http://tfl.nu/y2bi

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(714): View more from California

I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious

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(714): I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious http://tfl.nu/8hxf

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(515): View more from Iowa

Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many

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(515): Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many http://tfl.nu/90pg

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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?

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(502): I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that? http://tfl.nu/7r6j

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(813): View more from Florida

no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything

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(813): no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything http://tfl.nu/ryp8

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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.

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(949): Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/wgn7

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions

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(615): Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions http://tfl.nu/mr16

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

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Do I have a choice?

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I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.

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(985): Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response. (1-985): Do I have a choice? (985): I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again. http://tfl.nu/kt0k

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs

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I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle

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(484): My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs (610): I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle http://tfl.nu/o9xz

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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing

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(315): at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing http://tfl.nu/t14u

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.

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(501): I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT. http://tfl.nu/wa70

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