I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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