Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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