he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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