it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize