honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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