I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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