I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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