Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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