So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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