She is in my trunk
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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