ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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