He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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