do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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