Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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